But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. Unfortunately, they were so clean-cut they made Santa Clause seem like Jack the Ripper and made us wish that old Jack would go rip their smirky smiles off their faces. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums. at the Disco. Limp Bizkit are a very easy band to hate, I do admit, however even if they are pretty much asking for the hate it is still undeserved. Weve all happily hollered along to Dreaming Of You in Whelans or wherever else, but how many people would actually say theyre a fan of The Coral? Limp Bizkit. But then this happened. After signing to major label DGC Records, Nirvana found unexpected success with "Smells Like Teen Spirit", the first single from the band's second album Nevermind (1991). You know, that little decade of time from 2000 to 2010 that basically killed everything that was decent and listenable about mainstream alt-rock? Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. Yeah, that one. Their second album was called Konk, which is quite fitting, in retrospect. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to name but a few. It wasn't even close. -Nicholas Pell, If LCD Soundsystem were only responsible for three albums that are half-filler and a workout mix made by people who clearly dont go to the gym for people who dont go to the gym themselves they wouldnt be on this list. 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If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. : One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. Nirvana's sudden success widely popularized alternative rock as a whole, and the band's frontman Cobain found himself referred to in the media as the "spokesman of a generation", with Nirvana being considered the "flagship band" of Generation X.Nirvana's third studio album, In Utero (1993), featured an abrasive, less-mainstream sound and challenged the group's audience. Coldplay jokes aside, Disturbed sucked and will always suck, provided they apparently still have a pulse. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. Also worth noting is that Blink drummer Travis Barkerhas made another one of our lists that's worth checking out. Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. Make of that what you will. SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! -Jeff Weiss. 10. 8. WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire They'll update their freakin' Myspace pages and it'll cause a snowball effect of other crappy '00s musicians to follow suit. Copyright 2023 RebelsMarket Inc. All rights reserved. Their most recent album, Away from the World, was released in 2012, and also debuted at number one on the Billboard chart. However, we aren't going to let them off the hook for being responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! Using the spoils of the Beatles, Wings built a castle out of cheese. I don't know if I made this list out of frustration or a desire to understand just how some of these groups had a career in the first place. There will always be those unfathomably popular bands and singers that get an inordinate amount of airtime, and are loved by obsessed, cultish fans, only intensifying the hatred of those who realize one objective truth: that when you get down to it, the music isn't even good. services and posts, comments and submissions available. See if you can pick out which one we're talking about. See also: Can an Intelligent Person Like Phish? Initially a chart failure, Punk Rocker found unexpected success when free spirit Sandi Thom did a virtual tour, whereby she performed gigs via webcam and streamed them online. Treat yourself. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. Metro Station - What do you do if Billy Ray Cyrus is your Dad and tween sensation Miley Cyrus is your sister? The album did not match the sales figures of Nevermind but was still a critical and commercial success. A grubby little band who don't deserve 1% of their success. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. , somehow sounding like hes never actually been sad in his entire life quite the achievement, in hindsight. This is a band so hated that their own fans 2. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. Associated Press articles: Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. The band consists of lead vocalist Scott Stapp, guitarist and vocalist Mark Tremonti, bassist Brian Marshall and drummer Scott Phillips. August 9, 2013 Thank you for supporting LA Weekly and our advertisers. Like Piers Morgan. In theory, Bad Day is a touching, uplifting number to raise the spirits, a reminder that everyone feels down in the dumps sometimes. 1. 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. This group of Nirvana/Pearl Jam wannabes' popularity, fortunately, died out by the mid-2000s, nevertheless, the lyrically immature and musically repeated and underdeveloped stylings of Puddle of Mudd were certainly an indication of things to come in the early 2000s, for this reason, their addition on this list. One True Voice were the boy band created by Popstars: The Rivals. 14. Worst bit:The lyric: Shes flirty / Turned 30 / Aint that the age a girl gets really dirty? No for you, my lyrically challenged friend. 2. brokeNCYDE - Given their name which is meant to be play on words of 'Broken Inside', unsurprisingly brokeNCYDE are an emo band, but this isn't emo as we know it, oh no. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. WebFather of All Motherfuckers, Green Day (2020) In 2022, Loudwire published that Father of All Motherfuckers was the highest ranked rock album on a list of the worst albums of the Last but not leastwell maybe actually this is the least. They released four studio albums between 1993 and 2002, which sold over 30 million copies worldwide. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at [email protected]. It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. What a rebel. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." Swedish pop group, originally consisting of Ulf "Buddha" Ekberg and three siblings, Jonas "Joker" Berggren, Malin "Linn" Berggren and Jenny Berggren. From pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. Inexplicably popular, the band continue to break peoples ears and will to live the world over. Exactly. In the last week, Rush and the Eagles have been reappraised and argued about on Salon. Then again, maybe Whibley's split with Avril Lavigne will inspire him to write some inspired songs of heartbreak? They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. My Humps was bad, but who would have figured the group could get worse? Bang of random Playstation 2 sports game music off Jet. In fact, it downright sucks. Of course, white people arent like most listeners, and will tolerate almost anything theyre told is good for them; hence the groups popularity. We had nothing to do with the results. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. British rock band formed in London in 1992 shortly after vocalist/guitarist Gavin Rossdale and guitarist Nigel Pulsford met. All Rights reserved. local news and culture, Angelica Leicht 1. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. Share with Friends Add To Playlist. But everything after that was just eh. Bet you just said Ah The REVS! didnt you? These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. Following the release of their album, Results May Vary (2003), Borland rejoined the band and recorded The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) (2005) with Durst, Rivers, Lethal and drummer Sammy Siegler before entering a hiatus. Zzzz. I'm gonna go right on ahead and say that most pop-punk from this time period was a big fat ball of suck, but Good Charlotte's pop-punk was mixed in with a hearty dose of some emo shit, which only made that concoction stink worse than normal. What made it so bad: The fact that its the sound of slipping into a coma. Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. Advertising disclosure: We may receive compensation for some of the links in our stories. It happened. But the larger point of why this band is on the list is the entire pop-punk fad they inspired. Its often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian four piece achieved astonishing success this decade. ------------------------------------------. Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. but its a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. Creed released two studio albums, My Own Prison in 1997 and Human Clay in 1999, before Marshall left the band in 2000 to be replaced by touring bassist Brett Hestla. 15 3 Doors Down In the early '00s, this rock band Still, no dice. -Kai Flanders, You realize that Jason Segels characters obsession with Rush in I Love You Man is tongue in cheek, right? An Honest Mistake is OK for what it is, which is a blatant attempt by a record label at emulating the success of The Killers. 17 respectively. What made it so bad: Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. As of 2010, the Dave Matthews Band has sold over 30 million records worldwide. -Anna Westhoff, See also: Liam Gallagher On His Brother Noel: Id Rather Eat My Own Shit Than Be In A Band With Him Again, Phish is supposed to be the next generations Grateful Dead, right? Why am I singing along to Hard-Fi.. But their musical sensibilities are questionable; someone in the group seems to have decided that New Jack Swing was too subtle. In all fairness though, they were responsible for some tunes. Hating Nickelback used to be cool, but it's so easy that it's kind of just a fact, now. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. B-. And besides, they still go on world tours, have their own podcasts and continue to release musicso we can't feel too bad for them. Here are the top 10 bands that defined the 2000s Kerrang era. Give Orange. Yet theres a difference between simple pleasure and mind-numbingly dumb. Empics Entertainment. Tis all they were good for. Their work is marked by Durst's abrasive, angry lyrics and Borland's sonic experimentation and elaborate visual appearance, which includes face and body paint, masks and uniforms, as well as the band's elaborate live shows. MDQL is preparing to belt! Why take our chances? The Give It Away video could be called Anthony and the Hand Jive, and its even more ridiculous when he starts doing duck lips. Getting angry with the Pussycat Dolls is like getting angry with Bank of America or Walmart. It's not that Lana Del Rey is bad, per se, it's that her music seems fraudulent when compared to the '60s-era musical acts she's invoking. Whats next, hair-pulling and time-outs? You thought I was done with dumping on Coldplay, did you? The band's third record, Weathered, was released in 2001 with Mark Tremonti handling bass before the band disbanded in 2004 due to increasing tension between members. Except they were actually a bunch of auto-tuned, spoiled little brats whose fame has more to do with luck than any sort of measure of talent. CUT MY KNIFE INTO PIZZA! Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. WebReaders Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties 1. Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. These results are sure to anger many people, but remember that this is a readers' poll. The Jonas Brothers - This Disney approved threesome provoke extreme anger amongst their haters for being so damn squeaky clean. Across their three studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such nightmarish songs as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' upon our poor ears. : First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. I would take being pepper-sprayed dead in my eye over listening to these guys any day. By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. Be Your Own Pet were probably not as well known as some of the bands in this list, but they were bags more fun than most of them. 19. We don't need a collective group of '00s musicians making their way through the country, with their tour vans all full of manscaping products and scenesters. Paul Cook and Steve Jones are great, but were held back by the larger-than-life personalities of Sid Vicious and John Lydon (or Rotten or whatever). Journal Media does not control and is not responsible If the Black Eyed Peas, the creators of nonsensical hits like "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps," qualify as music, then any kid with a Barbie Mix It Up DJ Turntable is Mozart. Every Glastonbury poster and line-up since 1970, Soundtrack Of My Life: Ted Lasso star Phil Dunster, J-hope fulfils another fantasy with his J. Cole collab On The Street, Daisy Jones & The Six: backstage with the TV band everyones going to be watching, Final Fantasy 16 is a lavish RPG twist on Bayonetta and its all the better for it. 'This Love' was the band's most significant hit alongside the slightly scary 'She Will Be Liked'. : Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. And that one song is grand, and then it turns into Brimful of Asha. Led by human breathalyzer test Wes Scantlin, Puddle of Mudd successfully sold millions of copies of Come Clean, an album flooded with songs that nasally whimpered their way through a deluge of generic guitar strumming and relentless symbol-bashing. They are allegedly a different, other hated band. American rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. No thanks. The kind of thing youd find yourself singing along to on the radio, then recoil and go Ew. But the song. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. Future generations will not look at Same Jeans as a masterpiece of composition. The 2000s embraced bands so terrible that their ability to haunt and torture us seemed to have emerged from the fantasy of horror master Stephen King: Maroon 5. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. , Spotify, the iPhone. He sang songs such as The A team and Shape of You. It's no surprise that Creed won this poll. That's right, the '00s. That along with the band (apart from the drummer) are just terrible musicians. Scouting For Girls write songs a child might make in a primary school music class. American rock band that formed in 1986 at the University of South Carolina by Darius Rucker, Dean Felber, Jim Sonefeld, and Mark Bryan. : Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. Because Liam Gallagher only plays tambourine and possesses the single most nasal voice in pop. Favorite. But then this happened. Tenacious D. This may not be the greatest and best song in the world, but it is a damn good one nonetheless. Bookmark Quiz Bookmark Quiz Bookmark. The band's Dark Horse album was a success which produced eight singles, one of which peaked on the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and two of which peaked on the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100. As you can imagine, this one got people fired up, and votes poured in. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Again we have the same problem. Dishonorable Mentions not on this list: Kid Rock, Linkin Park, real Matchbox 20, Spin Doctors and Blues Traveler rest assured you are all hated, as well. Creed. Another band that just call to mind video games. -Kai Flanders, What do white people have to complain about, George Carlin once posited. Worst bit: The post-Coldplay minor key pianos, which were absolutely everywhere around 2005. American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals). As noted in our piece on how Pearl Jam are the most boring band in 20 years, grunting, dumb hats and Z-grade attempts at Whos Next do not a great rock and roll band make. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. Anyone who appears to be striving to become the next Sting needs saving from us and indeed himself. Send us a tip using our anonymous form. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care, she sings, dreaming of a time when music really mattered (vom), when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. The Jonas Brothers This pic just screams "Radio Disney." The group hit number one with their first ever single, a cover of the Bone Thugs-N-Harmony hit 'Tha Crossroads' and went on to further success with 'Flip Reverse' in 2003. Plus, how much of a dick is Lydon, allegedly punching women in the face, running around with racist goons and slamming Duffy against a wall? Yes, lazier than The Blobby Song. Go on! He always wore sunglasses. The new line-up released The Golden Ratio in September 2010. In order for something to be hated, it must first be loved; that love is what gives the hatred its roots. We know this now. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. It was a novelty at the time, honest. Worst bit: The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! WebHere are 20 of the worst: Sandi Thom, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), 2006 What made it so bad: Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). And what about Anthony Kiediss rapping? The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. We like best things, too. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. This song is so wet that its given me swimmers ear, which makes the narrators self-regarding message stand by myself while I take over the world with my forgettable, dreary acoustic guitar song even more egregious. The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for The Matrix. This song isnt really so bad in of itself its more the fact that it introduced the trend of over-produced pop guff purporting to be massive indie bangers. View Reports-/5-RATE QUIZ. If football chants gave royalties, The Automatic would be millionaires. So let's apologise in advance to Bjorn, Carl and whoever is currently playing drums and keep the vitriol centralised. I would like to point out that the members of The Maccabees are called things like Orlando, Hugo, Felix, and Rupert. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. See if you agree with Rolling Stone readers top-10 list of the worst90s bands. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. [29] 2000s2010s Playing with Fire, Kevin Federline (2006) The only album recorded by Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, Playing with Fire is review aggregator Metacritic 's lowest-scoring album with a rating of 15. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. They wore suits and hats! He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. Follow. Theres their reality show and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. Worst bit: The way it builds to the chorus with grim inevitability. Cheesy, yes, but harmless nonetheless. Initially, this band appears inoffensive however in time their tunes become so deeply ingrained in your memory that you begin to question whether you have ever even heard any other music. They probably think it's very clever and sticking it to the man, we just think it makes them look lazy. To give you an example, 'Year 3000' is about what life is like in the future, and they talk about how. Create an email alert based on the current article, This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. In 2011, Nickelback released their latest studio album, Here and Now which again topped the charts,] with a supporting tour that began in April 2012. [30] John Mayer is that insufferable bro -- you know, the one who wears a pukka bead necklace, is always shirtless, toting around a guitar at that house party you didn't want to go to, anyway. We don't mean that in a good way. Oh, and also, Nickelback sucks. What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. 1. Getting back to terrible pop-punk Simple Plan has ranked high on our list of hated musicians of the 2000s. Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. This The band is composed of lead guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, rhythm guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair. ' On the plus side, however, we do thoroughly back the legit bromance between Messrs. Kiedis and Flea. Last Updated. Sit in the back of an SUV with off-key sorority house members singing along to Dave Matthews Band. and indemnify Journal Media in relation to such content and their ability to make such content, Sometimes we just need to call out the musical monstrosities that actually happened and why the 2000s themselves were such a tragedy. In a musical genre already dominated by the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, Nick Lachey's ersatz boy band never really had a chance. These guys always seemed to be for people who were like, into ART and LITERATURE. And this an ideal something to make me even sadder breakup song? EMPICS Entertainment The 2000s gave us lots of interesting phenomena: George Bush, International war, Facebook, Zoey 101, excellent New Jersey Devils groups, best of all it provided us a few very, uh,"unique"styles of music: Post-Grunge, Nu Metal, and Pop Punk. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. Its cruel, really. Vote now in our 2015 Best of L.A. Readers Choice poll. It was an actual, living hell. One True Voice - Proof that reality TV pop stars are not invincible. We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. : When you become a parent, you tacitly sign up to watch an endless amount of childrens TV. : How did this happen? We asked our readers to vote for their least favorite bands of the Nineties last week. Its excellent that theyve got great abs, and they certainly have the right to wear their shiny jackets wide open. Web2000s Rock Bands Final Thoughts. Them, and folks whose favorite book is The Da Vinci Code and favorite TV show is Two and a Half Men. God, Im aggravated just thinking about Scouting For Girls. By marrying the two genres, brokeNCDYDE hit upon a hidden level of rubbish, a bonus round of tawdry shit. I don't think I need to remind everyone about how terrible frosted tips on whine-singing dudes were, right? Send a Message. Johnny Borrell is possibly the biggest ego centric to walk the planet, pull on white skinny jeans and inflict complete bollocks like 'America' on us in a long long time.
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